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The Winter of Pardons

by Recession Proof

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1.
i helped steal the election the ballots are still at my house delivered at 3am suitcases filled to the brim with all the legal votes needed to catch that biden win
2.
pay to strip away, important regulations that keep this country clean dark money funneled into greedy fucking claws that scrape and cut both you and me a million here and a million there to pollute the ground, water, and air money well spent when it's paid to circumvent protections put in place to prevent such torment you see yourself as a victim perched high atop of the food chain now that you're dead in the ground we collectively feel the rope loosen around our fucking necks one down, one more to go a disease that spreads misery and nothing else embodying everything that is wrong with a system set up to further your progress manipulated for false fucking outcomes promoting peace as you beat on your war drum philanthropy as perceived through a pinhole while burning through every resource you control you left the earth stuck and bleeding like a sieve the world is better off with people like you not in it affluence leads to reduction in empathy and equal rights don't mean shit if no one can breathe public health funded to expand your work force a bigger pool you can draw from and exploit please don't confuse self interest with a conscience you'd have no funding if not for his afflictions what's my return on investment in public health? a longer life to accumulate fucking wealth
3.
well i can feel a red tide coming in it's a damn good time for republicans our country has never been so free for the likes of whites like you and me we voted our hearts, filled with hate and kept more food off of other peoples plates 4 more years lets keep it rollin to donald trump i am beholden we built our statue to the orange calf and split this country right in half erased and semblance of truth and shunned all news networks and then fox "news" the world i love has been reduced to a party of fools who love the abuse you scream and you cry about lib cancel culture make fun of leftists for acting like vultures unable to fathom a base fucking standard of decency we can expect or demand pointing your fingers with utter disdain at perceived double standards you use to explain the disgusting behavior you choose to defend on the slippery slope that you love to descend the GOP is just a husk hijacked by right wing radicals a gross overreaction to the 08 loss any acknowledgment of truth and you'll be named a RINO too a shame you'll carry to your grave buried alive in the deep state so shut your mouth and toe the line placate the narcissistic swine or else the MAGAt monster rears it's head you lost control and now your party's dead no sense of honor or weight to your words stumble forth on the low road while kicking up dirt stepping over the bodies you cannibalized forced to feed on the carcasses bloated with lies every step forward is 2 paces back in a desperate attempt at a rose colored past incompatible with all the progress we made trade it all for a change to relive salad days may every false claim that you make be used against you all some day regressivism is the shovel to your grave
4.
Facebooks a ghost town where'd it all go? where's the fash propaganda they all loved to post did antifa and blm fact check your shit? that obamas a kenyan born non citizen? the truths in a basement that doesn't exist so you mail out your pipe bombs and update your lists then you claim civil war is just right round the corner as you pack up your bags and you head for the border facts never cared about your fucking feelings in fact, fuck you feelings, you lost take a seat run to your safe spaces chock full of racists cuz parler is just fucking facebook for nazis the silent majority never shuts the fuck up x3 shut the fuck up x2 so dole out your social security numbers scan in your license, passport or both mingle among those who spout white supremacy and those who use "george soros" as a code line in the land of the bad faith argument false equivalences and outright lies lash out like animals cornered and starving you've chosen the hill where you likely will die
5.
my my my how the tides have turned the consequences you've so rightly earned have swung back around like you correctly predicted slaughtered as tribute for lessons unlearned building up mountains where mole hills once stood editorializing non issues and falsehoods golems constructed to drum up support more tax breaks for the rich and more wars on the poor i'll trade you 4 deaths for 5 start with the hearings and burn them alive the shoe fits so well on the opposite foot project innocence as you squirm off the hook a prophecy you fulfilled hyde back to jeckyll with calls to rebuild the bridges you burned, may they never return punctuate final words for the ones you have spurned "chalk it all up to a misunderstanding" "nobody told me I couldn't do that" "this time it's different, it's not but it is" "technically it's not illegal, at least not yet" flip flop around like a fish out of water moments away form it's strained final gasp relics of days we should not celebrate instead learn from mistakes that we leave in the past some things can't be forgiven some things can't be forgot it's time to own up what you did pull back and take some stock this isn't who we are, you claim refuse to change how you behave the persecution that you feign exists, but only in your brain
6.
here's to life in a post truth world where half of human life isn't taken at her word the land of of boys will be boys stealing innocence to pay the price of these toxic lies here's to life and it's myriad of worth where value is contingent on proximity to birth created trumps creator, until they're both consuming air to be punished for existence in the land of "nothings fair" lying under oath about your toxic past a pattern of abuse i'm sure will never last why would someone change something about themselves that never gets addressed a trail of victims scattered to the wind every time you swear one in cleanse them of their mortal sins with the swipe of a pen elevate them to the highest forms of office in the land the wrong men keep winning again and again using our lives as a means to an end separate from you and me swaddled in a golden fleece blind to the suffering signaled by their flourishing the party of autonomy can't keep their hands clean insistant that their rights refer to others bodies i don't like big government and police when their used to bully me killing legislation for the rest while you pack the courts with trash frumpy yes men sucking fash will undo us in the end slimy fucking dragons perched atop their wealth and watch it all collapse
7.
hey ted cruz tell me where'd your backbone go? when the president mocked your wife, your father and your home and marco rubio undermined yalls trust in science but cut the vaccine line for the covid 19 virus and lindsay graham told us to heed his words until he changed his mind like a prarie doggin turd and speaking for turds we can't forget kelly loeffler who inside traded for millions while her constituents suffered everyone in this song can eat my shit underserving of anything good they get tear em down to the ground make em regret their sick twisted need for more power everyone in this song could die tonight leave americas future a tad more bright but we'll have no such luck forever stuck with these schmucks getting dragged ever deeper down into the muck louis dejoy broke fed election law by making right wing donors out of lies and straw and devin nunes got a medal of freedom for his obstruction of justice during the trump impeachments josh hawley cheered on a nazi mob that tried to kill mike pence and he still has a job and pence decided treason wasn't enough for trumps removal of power because he's a fucking schmuck it's time to shed the silly notions that we're all free to stand nobody is on our side we hold our nose and compromise again
8.
thank you for choosing to work for antifa a quick overview of your expected tasks weekly attendance to all demonstrations 3 broken windows our minimum ask rigging elections by adding fake ballots or stealing some ballots, we don't really care infiltrate all institutions of learning to churn out more libruls and get rid of prayer the pays bi-weekly and the checks hand written by george soros and overtime work is allowed the benefits package is more than adequate dental and vision, mental health all covered, WOW! make sure you have a bible burning at least once a week and take every chance you can to disrupt the nuclear family if you loot houses during fires just make sure to keep an itemized list of your assets for reporting on your taxes thank you for working at antifa we hope you find your family here there's opportunity for growth and don't forget the signing bonus if you can recruit your peers
9.
the perfect poster child for white people failing upwards spray painting shit to pass as gold coasting along on one good deed ignore every bad policy a legacy much darker than the one you sold when you're so full of shit sometimes that shit leaks down your neck and sometimes it sneaks right out your ass remove the sweat from furrowed brow with fresh booger encrusted towel and do the whole GOP proud hey rudy, you've been up for far too long now it's time for you to go to bed this worlds and awful scary place sometimes far more than we can face but now it's time to rest your head please daddy donny i've been good may i please have a pardon? i stood up for you at 4 seasons landscaping and garden your kids were nowhere to be seen so I deserve a special treat I'll take diplomatic immunity
10.
covid 19 is a liberal hoax funded by leftists all over the globe grown by obama in some chinese lab to destroy the right wingers and make them look bad biden will use it to subjugate all with the help of his demonic pizza cabal the world is against us they're in on the sham faking millions of deaths is just part of the plan the ghost of herman cain told me wearing a mask is totes like tyranny tear through the white house dropping like flies spread faster than all the demoncrat lies lies perpetrated by scumbags like fauci using their science to commit more crimes don't be afraid it's no worse than the flu fear is a tool they are using on you stand for your rights that they want to deny be like herman cain, so damn free that you die the ghost of herman cain told me wearing a mask is totes like tyranny the ghost of herman cain told me don't be afraid of something you can't see the cain gangs a death cult and now cains dead
11.
4 years of screaming and thrown temper tantrums neg your supporters and snipe at your base bite every hand that could possibly feed every leopard is feasting on somebodies face a tenuous grasp of the scope of your office frustration even when things go your way clean house when anyone speaks truth to power a gaggle of yes men that you can always replace and nothing will change no lessons to learn at the end of the day we'll get what we deserve every outcome has been predetermined enshrined in the annals of constant mistakes the left and the right have no reason to fight taking turns fucking over each other every 4 years but this time sure feels different so join me in flushing the 45th piece of shit a president far more akin to a mob boss speaking in favors and quid pro quo fawn over dictators, jealous of traitors who don't rent a suite down at mar a lago using the office to further your brand increase the swamp till it swallows the land innocent pardons for all his accomplices silent obedience is all he ever demands the final death rattle and gift from our parents the birth of a new wing of alt right politics the sad culmination of every decision to put yourself first while your children all rot 40 plus years of you shrinking the middle class killing the poor like you founded the sport selfish and greedy old do nothing hippies the worst generation still high on their horse get the fuck out our goddamn white house fuck off our goddamn lawn you played at the president made yourself millions, and paid all your family and friends fuck out our goddamn white house it's time you should take a bow keep your head steady this ropes getting heavy all cheers as the clock strikes twelve
12.
It's a fucking cover look at shit up fool

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Besides the david koch song, this album was written and recorded in roughly 2 weeks in december. Originally it was gonna be a 3 song ep, but as the biden presidency loomed on the horizon, and the thought of twice impeached trump losing his job ran through my mind, I figured fuck it, might as well make another whole album. It was overdue anyway. I'm very well aware that things will go back to being the normal kind of completely awful that americans, and honestly the rest of the world, are used to. And that this isn't the end, but the continuation of a constant struggle to make america not the complete shit heap it is and has always been. But fuck I'm excited to no longer have to acknowledge that twice impeached trump is president. get fucked you old sack of shit.

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released January 20, 2021

Tom Skleney - Wrote most of the bass line for track 2
Marissa Sendejas - Main vocals for Be With You

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Recession Proof Boulder, Colorado

Side project of that dude from Dead Work. This is just straight up punk stuff.

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